|The real Sister Louise|
We shoulda seen it coming. "Eleventh Hour Louise" and "Nick of Time Thelma" up to all hours of the night preparing for the
|But, dem ponies shore were purdy most.|
Don't let these jockeys fool you. Just cause they dressed the part don't mean their horses were all that. I'll give 'em an A for effort and for having to pack all that shit to haul to this event, ha.
|That's a whole mess of burgoo!|
|That's some fancy |
|Horse shit everywhere!|
|Me and Thelma dined with royalty. And a jolly good time we had! Just look at Thelma's face.|
|"We went skinny dippin' and we did things that frightened the fish." (Shelby, Steel Magnolias)|
|A collective, "ohshet!" rang out when my fellow contestants witnessed my wardrobe malfunction |
Yep, it was a real Janet Jackson moment. This shit happens to me everywhere I go. Just ask Thelma.
Critics still argue today that I staged the whole thing thereby receiving the judges' sympathy votes resulting in a top three finish...
That's right, betches, THIRD place. I won a coffeemaker. Which was really cool, except I don't drink coffee, ha.
**Alternate title of this story could/should be, Talk Shit to Me. I know. A real potty mouth. So I cuss a little, but I still love Jesus.