Friday, March 15, 2013

Trailer Park Trash

After a heaping helping of grub, Sister Sister-in-law Cindy and I both had a hankering for a smoke. Law has mercy it'd been a month of Sundays since I had a cigarette. But it was just like riding a bike - something you never forget. And it was just as good as the first time I enjoyed one...

See how natural it came for Cindy? And she looks so Kool cool. Like a real Marlboro woman.


When my blog becomes a book and later a movie, this is where I would cue this commercial:  (Mom, if you're reading this, it is perfectly safe to click on this link. Love, Donna)

Now, where was I?  Oh, yes. Now back to your regularly-scheduled program.

Earlier Cindy and I tramped through the trailer park for a looksee at some of our fellow glampers' campers. We were glamper camper trampers, ha, shet. Anyhoooo, in no particular order or preference, take a looky at some of Bella's neighbors:

The Dixie Chick (such a tramp)


We moseyed on back over to Bella who was veryyyyy patiently waiting for Cindy and I to dress stage her for her debut on Saturday. Feeling a little left out and somewhat envious that Cindy and I were oooh'g & aaaah'g over other glampers, we found an admirer of Bella and introduced them to one another:

Sister Louise, not to be confused with Thelma & Louise

Sister Sister-in-law "Thelma" & Sister Louise, ha

I'm pretty sure Bella was pleased and eventually forgave us for leaving her by herself. Friday night she didn't pee leak on us near as bad as the night before. Much obliged, Sister Bella!

Sisters on the Fly

Stay tuned - same time, same place - for another great episode of "Your Sister's a Tramp Glamp."

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